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A Husband's Moment of Realization （夫が気づいた瞬間）
どんなにつらいときもいつも一緒にいてくれた妻。ということは・・・！
Out of the mouths of babes (子供の口から)
キャンディーの味当てクイズをしていた子どもたち。はちみつ味を口にすると・・・
Is my time up? （私の人生はもう終り？）
あと40年以上生きられると神様に言われた中年女性。
残りの人生を楽しもうと整形手術をしたら・・・
| A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing
God, she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2
months, and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?" God replied, "I didn't recognize you." |
語句説明：
liposuction 脂肪吸引
tummy tuck 腹部の整形手術
figure 思う、考える、判断する
may as well （この場合） ～したほうがいい
ambulance 救急車
recognize 見分ける、見覚えがある、認識する
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